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Tales from a Social Narcissist: Smart Hookers
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Friday, December 17, 2010. With a poor and passive effort, I try to pretend like the center of attention is not where I like to be - while in all reality we know this is where I am usually most comfortable. Whether you attribute it to my only child upbringing or being a people-pleaser, being the life of the party are tall shoes, and someone has to wear them. (I love a few extra inches of height.). My immune system gave way and I was all sorts of snot, hindering my full ability to party like a freshman...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: A Crazy Cat Lady
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Monday, March 28, 2011. A Crazy Cat Lady. I am sure you didn't already know this about me, however I am {surprisingly}. Since we are 20-somethings, trying to figure out love, careers and whatnot, it's only natural that a few bad apples pass through our lives. What is not natural is my eldest cousin C's ability to attract girls that are full blown crazies. At first the family (we aren't a mafia, but we are just as tightly knit) thought it was because he went for girls a few. Her: Omigod you totally should!
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: September 2010
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010. Can I get sanity as a bonus? Everyone has his or her quarks. Small annoyances that rub other people the wrong way. The good news is, you don’t have to spend extended periods of time with people that annoy you constantly. Usually. 8220;Gee, this feels personal? Everyday, stalkers. Everyday. And traded up for a wireless mouse and sticky notes. Or, so I thought. You aren’t familiar with this unless it includes Depends and memory loss? 8221; This is more like adult-babysitting b...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: Hungry, Hungry Hippo
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010. Hungry, Hungry Hippo. It took little to no convincing for my bestie N to entice me to purchase a three-session boot camp LivingSocial deal for $15 - which includes a $50 skin care gift card. The actual GOING to the classes did and still is taking some persuading. You see, the preferable time slot for us is 6am, and I am not a fan of the following:. And at 6 am, she recognized me. : f-bomb x2. Meanwhile, my thoughts were screaming "SCREW YOU SCREW YOU! Gillian Michaels provoke...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: January 2011
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Thursday, January 20, 2011. Black and Yellow Nightmares. I am a fantastic shopper. Not only do I take quality into account, I also look for value. Paying full price is a rarity, yet sometimes it must be done. So, you might think when my boss said "research new printers" I'd jump at the opportunity to shop [with permission] during work hours. Wrong. Apply those same skills! Causes nightmares up that rival Freddy Krueger and that scene from the movie "Office Space." Considering that I was printing page...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: December 2010
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Friday, December 17, 2010. With a poor and passive effort, I try to pretend like the center of attention is not where I like to be - while in all reality we know this is where I am usually most comfortable. Whether you attribute it to my only child upbringing or being a people-pleaser, being the life of the party are tall shoes, and someone has to wear them. (I love a few extra inches of height.). My immune system gave way and I was all sorts of snot, hindering my full ability to party like a freshman...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: Do I hear an echo?
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Thursday, March 17, 2011. Do I hear an echo? Remember when I made that 'cute' New Year's resolution to blog more? And I was all, "omigosh, three times a week? Well, that went to the curb, and I can't even tell you where the past two months have gone. Excuses aside, this blog is far to entertaining to forget to write. And with that.I will try. To be better. I have recently (two days ago) taken on the project of running a 5k. A 5k, you say? But you loath running, and people that run! You're a crazy woman!
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: November 2010
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Monday, November 29, 2010. Off I bounced, happily to my car and off for an errand. Similar to paying bills, I enjoy weird mindless tasks like buying shampoo and making free right turns. Ten minutes later I emerged, notes in hand, and approached my car. I thought. A parking ticket? I apprehensively looked around. I am familiar with the area, and know there are numerous cat-callers, had someone left me a note? How wrong was I? She hit my car? So, that's how it goes huh? Monday, November 1, 2010. For Hallow...
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Tales from a Social Narcissist: August 2010
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Sunday, August 22, 2010. A Daily Dose of my Momma. This website could be a terrible addiction. Crack for gear junkies: Steepandcheap.com. Today's blog isn't about the amazingness that is Steep and Cheap - rather it is to document a simple conversation I had with my Mom. Me: I have to tell you, J sent me a link to this website that had a North Face puffy vest in pearl white with a HUGE fur-rimmed hood. And I ALMOST. But then remembered you have a. Mom: Not one with a fur-rimmed hood though. Our showers ar...