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If I Had A. The Best Source for Metaphorical Violence Against The Monkey You Don't Even Have in the Whole Wide World! Paul's All-New, Notorious. Updated: 28 July 2005. Updated: 28 July 2005. The If I Had A Monkey. MY PRETTY PRETTY MONKEY! SING ME THE SONGS OF THE BANANA WINDS. SING ME THE SONGS OF THE JUNGLE NIGHT. SING ME THE SONG OF THE NOBLE. CHITTER-CHATTER OF PRIMATE ANGST. AND THEN I'LL BEAT THE **** OUT OF YOU.". Paul Hughes, 1998. Why, oh why? Proudly Serving The Internet Since 1998!

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If I Had A. The Best Source for Metaphorical Violence Against The Monkey You Don't Even Have in the Whole Wide World! Paul's All-New, Notorious. Updated: 28 July 2005. Updated: 28 July 2005. The If I Had A Monkey. MY PRETTY PRETTY MONKEY! SING ME THE SONGS OF THE BANANA WINDS. SING ME THE SONGS OF THE JUNGLE NIGHT. SING ME THE SONG OF THE NOBLE. CHITTER-CHATTER OF PRIMATE ANGST. AND THEN I'LL BEAT THE **** OUT OF YOU.". Paul Hughes, 1998. Why, oh why? Proudly Serving The Internet Since 1998!

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If I had a Monkey... READER SUBMISSIONS!!!

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ALL NEW wicked cool and totally awesome. That is Correct, Sir! You, too, can send in a Monkey List and have it appear here! The emphasis here is on LIST. All suggestions are appreciated, but please submit a list of AT LEAST TEN ITEMS if you want to appear on this page! How many more times can I say it? TEN TEN. TEN. TEN FUCKING ITEMS. at least TEN ITEMS. Preferably TWENTY, but TEN will do. Maybe even MORE THAN TWENTY. You have it in you, don't you, Champion? IF I HAD A MONKEY. Poke him with a thin twig.

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This Little Corner of the World Wide Web is called, appropriately enough:. IF I HAD A MONKEY. And this is the place where we. Why, you ask? What, praytell, is a monkey? THE TIMID MINKIE MONKEY, KNOWN FOR HIS SUBTLE MONKEY CHARISMA AND JOIE DE VIVRE. THE MINKIE MONKEY WILL BITE YOU IF YOU LET HIM. HE ALSO LIKES TO BE BITTEN. HARD. MINKIE MONKEYS LIVE IN KANSAS, AND THEY PLAY BINGO AT THE LEGION EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT BEFORE THEY GO TO THE LOCAL RAVE AND GET ALL HEPPED UP ON THE SMACK. Then SEND IT IN.

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The original, notorious experiment in TERROR! IF I HAD A MONKEY. I would take my monkey to K-mart, and teach him how to laugh at the cashiers until they cry. I would teach him a useful language like French, not that stupid sign-language shit. I would shave his little monkey body, tie him in the corner, and make him my gimp. I would give him rollerskates. I would feed him lots of Ex-lax and laugh as he poops. I would cut off one of his legs and laugh at him as he jumped around. I would throw him off a bui...

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The all-new, notorious. IF I HAD A MONKEY. I would strive to better understand my monkey's unique emotional needs. I would meditate daily on the necessity of self-actualization. I would solder my monkey to an electric can opener and send him to Namibia. I would register my monkey for Selective Service. I would force my monkey to service Ernest Borgnine's needs. I would paint my monkey. I would sandwich my monkey between creamy layers of marshmallow fluff. I would buy my monkey a Cowboy Hat. I would aucti...

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Paul addresses issues of. Why You Shouldn't Pretend That You Wrote Anything On This Page, You Thievin' Sons-of-Bitches! I started this page a long, long time ago as a list on resurrender.com. It was basically for the amusement of my college buddies. The list quickly became enough of a cult hit on the SLU campus and was getting enough hits and links from other sites that I decided earlier this year to give it its own page, ifihadamonkey.com. Dear Eric W ,. In short, Dude you are so busted! Bottom of his p...

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One who attacks traditional ideas or institutions. Sunday, November 20, 2005. Found a wonderful place I'd forgotten about this morning. Resurrender dot net. Is the brainchild of Paul Evan Hughes. And home to such twisted classics as The Lonely Bear. And If I Had A Monkey. As well as some excellent individual and collaborative writing sites. Give 'em a look and be prepared for quality weirdness! Posted by Chaz at 6:27 AM. Links to this post:. Carmen, Cebu, Philippines. View my complete profile.

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One who attacks traditional ideas or institutions. Sunday, November 20, 2005. Found a wonderful place I'd forgotten about this morning. Resurrender dot net. Is the brainchild of Paul Evan Hughes. And home to such twisted classics as The Lonely Bear. And If I Had A Monkey. As well as some excellent individual and collaborative writing sites. Give 'em a look and be prepared for quality weirdness! Posted by Chaz at 6:27 AM. Links to this post. Carmen, Cebu, Philippines. View my complete profile.

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Is the seven-time Independent Publisher Book Award-winning writer and editor of Silverthought Press, a publisher of fine speculative, transgressive, and literary fiction in print and online. His work includes the novels. Broken: A Plague Journal. Known collectively as the Silver Trilogy, the non-fiction experiments. And the short fiction collection. His writing has also appeared in the collections. To wound the autumnal city. Thank You, Death Robot. Or click the appropriate links above for more details.

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If I Had A. The Best Source for Metaphorical Violence Against The Monkey You Don't Even Have in the Whole Wide World! Paul's All-New, Notorious. Updated: 28 July 2005. Updated: 28 July 2005. The If I Had A Monkey. MY PRETTY PRETTY MONKEY! SING ME THE SONGS OF THE BANANA WINDS. SING ME THE SONGS OF THE JUNGLE NIGHT. SING ME THE SONG OF THE NOBLE. CHITTER-CHATTER OF PRIMATE ANGST. AND THEN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.". Paul Hughes, 1998. Why, oh why? Proudly Serving The Internet Since 1998!

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