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One Line Day: Chicken, pigs, etc
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Tuesday, July 19. Chicken, pigs, etc. I think the greatest reason why human try so hard to train their pets to do things that human can do, is because human has already perfected training themselves to be animals. Posted by Kela at 7/19/2005 03:25:00 PM. Hmmm, very metaphysical . I love getting lost in a new place and I love people who articulate their thoughts very well. I breathe and live music and my heart is always broken. View my complete profile.
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One Line Day: On Parenthood
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Monday, July 25. I think there will be less street children, when ovaries and testicles or vaginas or penises can only be acquired when you've reached a certain maturity and sense or responsibility. Scene from Department of Human Resources, Reproductive Division. Excuse me, we are interested to acquire a pair of your high quality genitals. You see, me and my husband can't wait to start a family. My, that's way too long! Can't you guys make it faster? Oh but we are?
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One Line Day: August 2005
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Friday, August 12. Being human is human being's life's greatest challenge. Dennis has fetish and loved life so much. He wanted to live forever, so decided to do some serious retouch. So he exchanged all his vital organs with some mechanical ones. Because the things that he has now won't give immortality a chance. So he gave his heart to a dying man. And donated his eyes to a blind woman. His kidneys went to a couple of ailing mothers. Monday, August 8. Son graduation, h...
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One Line Day: On Broken Hearts
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Tuesday, September 8. By just the mere term for it- FALLING in love- you’d know something is bound to be broken. Voice Prompt: Good evening, you have reached the BROKEN HEART INSURANCE INC! For information on our exciting products and services, press 1. For information regarding your insurance policy, press 2. For information on how to claim your insurance benefits, press 3. Voice Prompt: You have chosen 3, on information on how to claim your benefits. We are very sorry...
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One Line Day: The Proper Way To Cough
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Tuesday, July 26. The Proper Way To Cough. Turn your head away from people, cover your mouth then cough. Three-year old Justine was getting desperate. He wants to turn his head to the left coz he is on a verge of coughing. But the little game of nose-to-nose kissing with his Mom left him no choice but to suppress it first. Now, if only Justine's Dad can learn from Justine. Posted by Kela at 7/26/2005 05:03:00 PM. I like this too. Very subtle and yet clear and strong.
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One Line Day: Deadline
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Monday, August 8. DEADline - something you need to beat, to die. If there was a skipping competition, he would beat anyone in it. He. Skipped her mother's birthday, he skipped his birthday celebration, he skipped. His and gf's anniversary, he skipped his dinner, he skipped a night's sleep, he. Skipped his doctor's appointment, he skipped his lunch, he skipped his brother's. Posted by Kela at 8/08/2005 09:15:00 AM. Funny . and sad. An Ode for A Telepath.
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One Line Day: You Man!
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Friday, August 12. Being human is human being's life's greatest challenge. Dennis has fetish and loved life so much. He wanted to live forever, so decided to do some serious retouch. So he exchanged all his vital organs with some mechanical ones. Because the things that he has now won't give immortality a chance. So he gave his heart to a dying man. And donated his eyes to a blind woman. His kidneys went to a couple of ailing mothers. Have a great day. AIM abuse can be ...
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One Line Day: September 2009
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Tuesday, September 8. By just the mere term for it- FALLING in love- you’d know something is bound to be broken. Voice Prompt: Good evening, you have reached the BROKEN HEART INSURANCE INC! For information on our exciting products and services, press 1. For information regarding your insurance policy, press 2. For information on how to claim your insurance benefits, press 3. Voice Prompt: You have chosen 3, on information on how to claim your benefits. We are very sorry...
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One Line Day: Love
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A line a day, keeps insanity away. Wednesday, July 13. Is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants and two fools. Posted by Kela at 7/13/2005 04:47:00 PM. LOL As long as the two fools share the same foolish concept in one foolish world. Otherwise, it cant be love. I love getting lost in a new place and I love people who articulate their thoughts very well. I breathe and live music and my heart is always broken. View my complete profile.
