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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Friday, August 3, 2012. I Have No Chicken, and I Must Scream. Had it always been like this? Arriving at the dispensing unit, he steadied himself and squinted at the list. What could he take in this state? It was wrong, so wrong, and he knew it in an instant. The two empty halves of biscuit fell to the tiled floor, wails of agony echoed through the room, and the man's heart rebelled. What have I done wrong? But even still in th...

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The Derp Files: Soup's On Part 1: Chilled Cucumber

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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Tuesday, May 10, 2011. Soup's On Part 1: Chilled Cucumber. So I was going to write a long, depressing, personal post about my late mother because Mother's Day was last Sunday here in the US. Then I took a nap and I'm feeling a bit more upbeat. I realized I have a backlog of cooking images. To answer your question: something like that.". 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil. 2 cloves garlic, minced. 1 small onion, diced. Heat oi...

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The Derp Files: Ode on a Greasy-ian Beard.

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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Tuesday, October 12, 2010. Ode on a Greasy-ian Beard. Here's a little something I wrote in celebration of my facial hair. Haters gonna hate, but you know you're jelly. Not me, but I wish it were. My beard is awesome. Why? Brothers and sisters in Christ? Maybemaybe.but we are all brothers and sisters.in Beard. October 12, 2010 at 1:05 AM. Hahaha what that guy is hardcore. October 12, 2010 at 1:06 AM. October 12, 2010 at 1:31 AM.

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The Derp Files: I Have No Chicken, and I Must Scream

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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Friday, August 3, 2012. I Have No Chicken, and I Must Scream. Had it always been like this? Arriving at the dispensing unit, he steadied himself and squinted at the list. What could he take in this state? It was wrong, so wrong, and he knew it in an instant. The two empty halves of biscuit fell to the tiled floor, wails of agony echoed through the room, and the man's heart rebelled. What have I done wrong? Promote Your Page Too.

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The Derp Files: I'd Like to Have an Argument

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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Tuesday, May 3, 2011. I'd Like to Have an Argument. So, we're all probably aquainted with the Internet. What's possibly the number one past-time of its denizens? Arguing. If it were face to face, it might look something like this:. Edit: wtf video appeared in my preview but not in actual post.sorry about that. Can we intellectualize away the stigma of "flip flopping? What's so wrong with growing? May 3, 2011 at 2:30 PM. Video ...

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The Derp Files: Poem: What Price, Flavor?

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Here we write lots of words and hope something meaningful and funny falls out. Wednesday, October 26, 2011. Poem: What Price, Flavor? It hung on my lips like an ancient waterfall, frozen in eternal winter. But even still in that chilling cold my soul, so brave and warm,. Felt nature's cleaving edge and set to splinter. Pressed in flesh in imitation of the wild and unimagined. Trapped between two halves of whole and others there besides. Never known to this world's love, and so growing quite misshapen.

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Thursday, September 30, 2010. Watch out for my body rolls! A You tube video for you all. I'm still new at this blogging thing. So if you're following me and I'm not following you let me know and I'll totally be happy to follow you. Currently my favorite blogs:. The Derp Files: http:/ thederpfiles.blogspot.com/. This guy is so awesome and hilarious. If you don't read his stuff then you should. Not another drawing blog! Http:/ anotherdrawingblog.blogspot.com/. Beaches and Shores man. And that is how the ch...

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Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE! Friday, September 24, 2010. Some of my favorite horror movie posters. September 24, 2010 at 8:13 AM. Old movie posters = more creepy than todays movies. September 24, 2010 at 8:19 AM. YES; super love old posters! Im doing a few projects based on old Pulp movie posters/Grindhouse posters, these totally help. But yeah, The Evil Dead one = amazing desigggggnnn. I wish people used more art nowadays instead of just jumping to photography. :/. Captain...

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Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE! Tuesday, October 5, 2010. Shimmy Shimmy Ya (reggae style). Another day, another great cover! EXTRA BONUS TRIVIA: Aaron Paul. Also played a lapsed Mormon who devirginized Bill Paxton's daughter on Big Love. During a scene when she flips through his record collection, the iconic artwork of Killers. Is clearly visible. Does this guy play characters with great taste or what? October 6, 2010 at 2:04 AM. October 6, 2010 at 2:59 AM. Come At Me Bro.

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Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE! Thursday, September 30, 2010. Weaving through Russian traffic on a crotch rocket. I haven't done it myself, but I have to imagine this is what it's like. Make sure you watch it full screen for the full effect. This was posted. By RichardW, so if you like it, check out his blog. For some more death-defying shit seen from the daredevil's perspective. September 30, 2010 at 2:35 AM. I can almost feel the wind in my face! September 30, 2010 at 2:54 AM.

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Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE! Saturday, September 25, 2010. Radiohead - Live From The Basement and "15 Step" at The Grammys. Radiohead - 15 Step (Grammy 2009). Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more. A bit on stage instead of just doing that weird headbobbing thing of his. September 25, 2010 at 6:26 AM. I love Radiohead and In Rainbows contains classics. September 25, 2010 at 7:43 AM. Indeed, great band. September 25, 2010 at 7:45 AM. September 25, 2010 at 8:17 AM.

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Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE! Sunday, September 26, 2010. The superhero/mayor who talks to machines and saved one of the Twin Towers. Having already touched on horror movies. It's time for a post about one of my other great loves- comic books. Lately, I've been reading Ex Machina. And I've devoured it in the same manner as Transmet. And Y: The Last Man, which is to say I've read 50 or so issues in a handful of days. While it shares a lot of what must be BKV. This seems like ...

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