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Alligators on a Party Barge: December 2006
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Thursday, December 28, 2006. I'm probably going to regret posting this, but still. There’s not much you can say when your brother-in-law sends your husband a calendar featuring sepia-tinted photographs of naked women rock climbing as a holiday gift. Ps I scoured Google trying to find a picture of said calendar, to no avail. Such scarcity MUST mean it is art and not soft-core porn. Pps I mean seriously. Naked rock-climbing chicks? Where exactly should he display this item?
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Alligators on a Party Barge: May 2006
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Change your CD before giving Grandma-in-law a lift. Grandma-in-law is a sweet, mild mannered, conservative, and overall classy older lady from Oklahoma. I am not. I am dirty and from Ohio. She doesn't have to know this. Then I give sweet Grandma-in-law a ride. "I insist! Here, sit up front with me. Is your seat adjusted in a way that is comfortable for you? So sweet. So considerate. I turn the key in the ignition. Selling a$ for heroin.A$! Do NOT mix&...
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Alligators on a Party Barge: November 2006
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. I was just checking out a tourist site for planning my holiday trip to Puerto Rico (despite what you may think, I'm not mentioning that to make anyone jealous. It's just set up.) The site's headers were the typical ones: Geography, History, Economy, People. Clicking through to the one labeled "People" was this. Question that came to mind: Why no pictures of actual Puerto Ricans? Are they hiding behind the flowers and hummingbirds? Is next. I ...
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Alligators on a Party Barge: January 2007
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Sunday, January 28, 2007. Whether Heaven or Hell, You're Going Through ATL. If you had not insisted on picking me up at 3:30 am for my 7 am flight today, I would have not learned the following things:. 1 It only takes 23 minutes to get from my house to DCA when only 38 other cars are on the road. 3 The Delta counter at National doesn't actually open until 5 am. 4 Airport staff frowns on using wheelchairs as ottomans. 7 Airport CNN is what's playing all the time in hell. Not j...
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Alligators on a Party Barge: Also, "bitch set me up"
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Also, "bitch set me up". How is it possible that the New York Times actually believes it’s stumbled on something new and earth-shattering with The Devil Wears Prada reason. That horrible people working with other horrible people in a horrible place (the so-called fashion industry) want to kill each other? Has been considered a plausible defense in. Posted by Bailey, yo @ Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Links to this post:. Lamb Stew Pub Review.
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Alligators on a Party Barge: Nature is trying to kill me, yo.
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Tuesday, May 01, 2007. Nature is trying to kill me, yo. We’re entering Week 5 of the Bailey, yo Allergy Death Watch. Here at AOAPB, where Nature tries to kill me with her wicked trees, flowers, flowering trees, grass, mold, mites, dander, dust, ozone, radio waves, clouds, and life in general. Nature is outside killing! And frantically try to close the blinds to shield me from the horror. 1 shot Nasacort to protect the nasal passages. 2 prophylactic Excedrin Migraine tablets.
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Alligators on a Party Barge: September 2006
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Thursday, September 28, 2006. Strange Prehistoric Creature in My Bathtub. Also could be filed in bizzare things you see when traveling. San Diego edition). Please alert the proper scientific community members. Just went into the bathroom to take a shower and, in the bathtub, there was what may be called an insect in some circles, as it had a segmented body; however it had a tadpole-like tail (flagella? Posted by Veronica @ Thursday, September 28, 2006. Links to this post.
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Alligators on a Party Barge: What he said
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Friday, June 29, 2007. What's 'normal' for Beverly Hills is not 'normal' for the rest of the world. What's 'normal' in Beverly Hills is more like 'batshit fucking insane' to the rest of the world.". Mr Bailey, yo's response when I sent him a link to this article. And a note moaning about what counts as a normal female beauty regime these days. Posted by Bailey, yo @ Friday, June 29, 2007. I dunno. How can you begrudge a girl a little routine maintenance? Links to this post:.
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Alligators on a Party Barge: I love it when the nurses all call me "Mom"
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Alligators on a Party Barge. Monday, March 12, 2007. I love it when the nurses all call me "Mom". BoyChile and GirlChile had their first appointments with the dentist today. Nothing brings out the crazy quite so much as a first ANYTHING MEDICAL appointment with your toddlers. You can guarantee a couple of things:. 1 You’re going to be late. 2 You’re going to need to fill out a metric shitload of forms. 4 You’re going to leave the medical establishment worried about something you’d never thought of before.
