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A Deficit of Attention: March 2009
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A Deficit of Attention. Sunday, March 22, 2009. Brace yourself Spring of aught 9… I've only just begun making you my b* ch! I'm sitting here after the first weekend of spring in pain; grinning widely, as it's a delectably thorough and satisfying pain. Ahhhh, the first sunburn of the year, I friggin love it! As John Cougar Mellencamp stated so eloquently back in '82, "Hurts so good! Like the preventative measures of safe sex, SPF 45 becomes the condom of "Safe Sun." Sure, the feel may not be. The same, bu...
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A Deficit of Attention: October 2008
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A Deficit of Attention. Friday, October 31, 2008. Your Hard Working Tax Dollars. Last night, on the way home from work, I pulled off the Bountiful exit and made it to Costco just minutes before closing. In my High Definition delirium, I loaded a 50" plasma TV onto the cart and wheeled it to the registers. We sold our 42" before moving to Wyoming (3 months ago) and they are finally paying us. Alas, my eyes were bigger than my wallet. We only take American Express," she tells me. She didn't laugh back.
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A Deficit of Attention: February 2009
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A Deficit of Attention. Monday, February 23, 2009. Writing Bug. How Sweet Thy Greedy Nibble! I got on here a few weeks ago whining about how I couldn't write. Apparently all you need to do is publicly gripe about writer's block for it to crumble. I was looking at the Workman Family (Jenny's) blog and realized that my last post was 4 weeks ago. Whether the break was considered a relief or a disappointment is up to you. Regardless, however, I'm back suckers! I'd have thought that the emotional impact of th...
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A Deficit of Attention: June 2010
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A Deficit of Attention. Monday, June 21, 2010. She Knows Me Well. And not in just the biblical sense. For a father's day/birthday gift, my sweet wife has scheduled me for two bungee jumps from the Glenn's Ferry bridge in Idaho. It is 170 feet down and allows you to "water dip" at the bottom. It is frikkin redonkulous how excited I am. June 26th can't get here fast enough. Thanks, Jenny. It is the perfect gift! Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). She Knows Me Well. Veteran Bloggers I Admire.
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A Deficit of Attention: October 2010
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A Deficit of Attention. Saturday, October 16, 2010. And it was so warm. I wandered around behind my own Tinkerbell and Snow White. They had no need to cover their costumes with winter coats and I was comfortable in shorts, Jenny in her tank top. It was a lot of fun. We've had a great time this fall going for relaxing walks, taking trips to the park, visiting a number of corn mazes and even playing in the woods for an afternoon, launching boats of bark and twigs into the stream. Links to this post. This i...
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A Deficit of Attention: March 2010
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A Deficit of Attention. Thursday, March 25, 2010. So what if you're having a mini-midlife? It could be worse.". Says Josh Skoglund, one of my best friends and probably the most level-headed, down-to-earth, and intelligent guys I know. We were jogging around the pond at Hill Air Force base after working out and discussing our upcoming survival weekend. Insert Tim Allen Home Improvement grunt here.). Links to this post. Tuesday, March 2, 2010. Why This Chunky Brit Is Better Than Bear. Lies with the Discove...
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A Deficit of Attention: August 2009
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A Deficit of Attention. Thursday, August 27, 2009. 8220;Yeah, but you’re gonna hate the humidity,” they’d say. 8220;You’re not really serious about Texas, are you? 8221; some would ask. 8220;You know you’re gonna be back, right? It’s just gonna be another Wyoming! 8221; one especially delightful individual predicted. And my favorite reaction was from an older coworker, who stopped me mid-sentence by simply screaming, “TEXAS? To my surprise, the first display of this shape-oriented pride was found in a ta...
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A Deficit of Attention: May 2010
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A Deficit of Attention. Friday, May 7, 2010. Granted, nobody has actually said this to me today. But, given the necessary proximity, I'd imagine they would. In the stock market, we expected the demands of work to dimish once tax season ended. Alas, due to insane market conditions, there is more work than ever, which has resulted in my 60-hour work weeks. Oh well, nobody at my office should be getting close enough to me to experience the stench anyways. If they do, it's their own fault. I do feel ...Anywa...
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A Deficit of Attention: June 2009
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A Deficit of Attention. Tuesday, June 23, 2009. Stinky Hippie Vs. The Skinwalkers. I don’t remember whether or not she wore a bra. Considering her nickname, Stinky Hippie, I want to say no. But who knows. She had long dark hair and I think her first name was similar to “Candle” but I know it wasn’t “Candie.” Candie is a great stripper name but gains no respect within the hippie society. The sky was totally clear that day. I mean clear—like blazing sun, fried corneas, 130-degrees on the roof cle...Like a ...
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A Deficit of Attention: April 2009
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A Deficit of Attention. Wednesday, April 22, 2009. During my initial struggles with Mormonism and organized religion as a whole, I felt as though my conviction in the existence of God was untouchable. That conviction hasn't necessarily dissolved but has fallen into more realistic perspective. I've described myself on several occasions as a "Hopeful Ignostic" and I'd like to clarify that here. Of course not. Does it make a difference for me in my life? As the months have passed, however, I've realized tha...
