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Joplin Globe Madness: June 2009
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Saturday, June 27, 2009. New Globe Supplement: Profiles in Idiocy. I feel a little overwhelmed. When one looks at the contenders in the First Annual Peggies, you see a few gems scattered throughout the year. After those were wrapped up, the next year of Joplin Globe Madness began. But barely a month has passed, and already we may have enough material for next May. Seriously, look at this shit. By Scott Meeker. Awesome. Links to this post. I didn̵...
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Joplin Globe Madness: October 2009
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Monday, October 12, 2009. JGM has moved or ceased to exist, we do not know yet! Here's my new blog. Moving to the Globe blogs, hopefully. They may consider letting me do a tamer, more paper friendly edition of Joplin Globe Madness. We shall see. If Joplin Globe Madness is done, thanks for reading! If it isn't, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT READING IT? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). JGM has moved or ceased to exist, we do not know y.
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Joplin Globe Madness: Wait...Free Who Now?
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Sunday, June 14, 2009. I honestly don't know where I stand on the whole Free Tibet thing, as both parties sound pretty unsavory. This letter doesn't help. Drashi says Tibet should be free. OK. Then he says that it wasn't a peaceful utopia. All right, a caveat's fine, go for it. He then proceeds to make the old Tibet sound like an absolute oppressive shithole. Then he abruptly adds. Thanks for reminding your readers of the need for a free Tibet. I als...
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Joplin Globe Madness: September 2008
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Monday, September 29, 2008. NOTE TO SELF : Never Name a Child "Rita". I'm ducking in real quick just to share a little something. Written by the Globe staff, regarding Banned Book Week. Nothing unusual, right? Blah blah blah censorship is bad let's stick it to those prudish dillweeds blah blah blah. Just celebrating one of the few American holidays (holiweeks? That is totally pure in its intention and loved by everyone, amirite? Links to this post.
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Joplin Globe Madness: CHILDREEEEEN!!!!!
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Tuesday, June 16, 2009. A woman named Zelma Shanks. Should not complain about tackiness. Seriously, I’ve seen less tacky names used by drag queens. Oh Dan Dan Dan Dan DAN. I like this guy more and more every time he writes. It’s like Steve Goebel and Rita Crowell totally porked and had a kid. I don’t know which part I like best! 8221; “Bush‘s reasoned errors? Says Wheeler, "If too many people get married than they’ll be leeches on society! You know w...
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Joplin Globe Madness: You know who else owned a dog? Hitler, that's who!
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Sunday, June 21, 2009. You know who else owned a dog? Hitler, that's who! Here's some Obama derangement for ya. Good Lord, you mean to tell me that not only does Obama eat spicy mustard and bump people's fists, he has a DOG. MY GOD WHAT IS THIS MONSTER WE'VE ELECTED? I wasn't too helpful when I critiqued Garland's Tibet letter, but this guy's response is still pretty useless. Who cares about your crap country? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Joplin Globe Madness: October 2008
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Friday, October 31, 2008. Reason is not your forte, my sweet. Dear Ms. Thomas;. It has come to our attention that, within a published letter critical of Barack HUSSIEN Obama, you postulated that the senator is a funny-named Arab that wants to kill white babies. While we appreciate your campaigning on our behalf, we find that your methods are outdated and not in line with group policy. Try your best to disguise the real reason why you are opposed to f...
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Joplin Globe Madness: November 2008
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Thursday, November 27, 2008. To hold you over after you've gorged on turkey, read this very rare left-leaning letter. Guilt-tripping you for doing so, complete with a comment section comprised entirely of negative comments. Politics, religion- all small fry compared to diet choices. Links to this post. Labels: Conservatives Take A Break. Monday, November 24, 2008. COMMENCE COMMUNITY ACTIVATING PROCEDURE. Links to this post. Secret Word of the Day.
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Joplin Globe Madness: Envelope Please!
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Monday, June 15, 2009. You voted in masse (all seven of you) in the Peggies. And now let your voices be heard! Best Frequent Letter Writer- With 83% of the vote, it's Rita Crowell in a landslide. Was there really any doubt? Riley T. garnered a distant second with only one vote. Best Guest Column- This was a tight heat, but apparently more people got their handles cranked by the Douchey Professor. Congrats to all the winners, piss on all the losers!
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Joplin Globe Madness: May 2009
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When you have the Voices pages, who needs the funnies? Sunday, May 31, 2009. Worst Timing EVER, Hazel. I wonder if the women who benefited from Dr. Tiller's services appreciate being called heartless monsters? You know, the women who very much wanted a child but due to the cruel, mindless machinations of nature (dare I say, God? Were forced to terminate to save their lives? If so, than Hazel Blakenship, eat my heart out. This letter's ok, but I have to ask, what's so " politically correct. To celebrate, ...
