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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Saturday, March 19, 2005. At this hour, uniformed employees of the Wackenhut Corporation were being dispatched to dismantle Democratic Party headquarters. Word from officials is that the building will be shipped to Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where it will serve as a modern and advanced torture chamber, replacing the chamber there which is currently running at capacity. ...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Monday, April 12, 2004. TOM CLANCY ARRESTED BY DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. By C Howie Goze. The answer is none. None more black.". The American Civil Liberties Union objectly strongly to this action by squeaking like a mouse before retreating back into their underground hole. "Squeak! Said ACLU spokesperson Jerry. "Squeak! Scott, 4:01 AM. Saturday, April 10, 2004. Ben-Veniste Famil...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Sunday, July 06, 2003. Image Courtesy of jtrusk.com - hire this guy now! JAY LENO MAKES KOBE BRYANT JOKE. BURBANK, CA, July 7, 2003:. Scott, 10:22 PM. Thursday, July 03, 2003. POSTAL WORKER WINS LOTTERY; NOW ELEGANTLY DISGRUNTLED. By Shnazz Hapsburg, D.N.C. This is going to change a lot of my plans," stated the bloodshot-eyed Cabana. "I originally was going to come into work next we...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Tuesday, November 18, 2003. JAY LENO TO MAKE MICHAEL JACKSON JOKE. Scott, 6:03 PM. Tuesday, November 04, 2003. DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATES DEBATE, ENCOURAGE NARCOLEPSY. Eight of the nine Democratic candidates for the office of President of the United States debated tonight, in a spectacle marked some laugh lines and some heated exchanges. Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean st...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Friday, March 28, 2003. Oh, Arthur, where hath thou gone? Scott, 3:31 AM. Thursday, March 27, 2003. MARCH 31, 2003. HOTTIES OF THE SECOND GULF WAR. The First Gulf War (1990-1991) gave us the inimitable Arthur Kent, the "Hunk in the Bunker." Too bad he hit the wall. But where are the newsos that get the juices flowing this time around? Scott, 10:57 PM. Saturday, March 22, 2003. ABOVE: Te...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Friday, September 10, 2004. BUSH PRESSED TO REVEAL ENDING OF 'MY PET GOAT'. Ms Hoffman-Pilkington was not satisfied by such assurances, contending that "the President has had more than enough time to consider his position. It is clear that the merit of the book required his full concentration during a time of national crisis. Now he must come forth with his conclusions. If h...Although ...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Wednesday, April 09, 2003. Scott, 9:10 AM. Our embedded oil painting artist has a dispatch from the scene. In this painting the coalition forces can clearly be seen in their.suits of armor on horseback.ah, the hell with it. You're not buying this, are you? Scott, 9:09 AM. Check out these blogs! Our Lady of Perpetual Motion. News Hax News Satire. Chuck N' Cletus (Redneck alert).
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Friday, February 27, 2004. COLLEGE STUDENTS AGREE: NADER A BUMMER. Nine of ten college students recently polled at an off-campus party agreed: presidential candidate Ralph Nader is "a total bringdown." At an informal late night gathering at an apartment in Tempe, Arizona, students at the nearby Arizone State University campus came to a broad-based consensus. The only holdout amongst the...
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS! Be the first on your block! Hey, Mabel, where are those Lotto numbers? Why not make a donation? Saturday, August 16, 2003. LARRY FLYNT NAMES CHIEF ADVISOR ON BUKAKKE. Chief California Recall Correspondent. I can't believe that he would make a mockery of the campaign in this manner," stated Friz Halfnelson, Professor of Haughtiness at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. "What was Arnold thinking? Scott, 9:09 PM. Friday, August 15, 2003. In order to make sure we have all the right experts on ...