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Shut the front door: July 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Wednesday, July 25, 2012. Pack an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes.just in CASE PEEPS. So, yeah, sorry about that, it’s been over a month since my last post. What can I say……ummm…nothing, I missed you guys! So during my time away, I wanted to share the following observations with you all:. Yep, here is the butt plug tool! I also wanted to thank you for putting the idea of playing a board game for butt sex into Papa’s head. No...Also, t...
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Shut the front door: October 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Thursday, October 25, 2012. I would like to have a catchy title, but I used my last funny thought photoshopping shit. It’s not that I want everyone to agree with me or have the same opinion. I love having friends with diverse opinions, as long as they aren’t trying to shove them down when we disagree. We can believe in different things, we CAN have different political opinions! Yes, I am going to hell – but damn my tan will look F-I-N-E).
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BlackLOG: 01/03/08 - 01/04/08
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Welcome to the BlackLOG, this is the story of me, my wife - the long suffering "Mrs B", our cat "McG" and the various friends and acquaintances that we meet through life. It is all based around what happens to us, but is often stretched in an attempt to entertain. I do not deliberately set out to upset people but it occasionally happens (I have a fairly dark sense of humour at times). Saturday, 29 March 2008. Since being in Canada I've added some new words to the Black vocab, including:-. Joy - after the...
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BlackLOG: 01/04/08 - 01/05/08
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Welcome to the BlackLOG, this is the story of me, my wife - the long suffering "Mrs B", our cat "McG" and the various friends and acquaintances that we meet through life. It is all based around what happens to us, but is often stretched in an attempt to entertain. I do not deliberately set out to upset people but it occasionally happens (I have a fairly dark sense of humour at times). Sunday, 27 April 2008. Air Canada - I really, really, really mean no. I had intended to use this B. If you can believe it...
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Shut the front door: January 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Monday, January 30, 2012. How we frightened the taco man. Note to self, “Filter you suck”. Ass Sphincter says what? So, I have always had a problem with my internal filter, and when I have a few cocktails the internal monologue which escapes my mouth always bites me in the ass. Like the time I told one of my girlfriends that I thought her husband looked “gay”. Yeah, I did). Bedazzling.not just for the ladies any longer. Well, I know it was sk...
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WTF Friday: Assault By Any Other Weapon » Atypically Relevant
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These topics are relevant to you. In the most hilariously disturbing ways. Give us your two cents. Sauces and Side Dishes. Soups, Salads, and Sandwiches. Laquo; It’s a Full Moon and There Are Asses Everywhere. Old Navy, you’re a crusty skank. WTF Friday: Assault By Any Other Weapon. Http:/ www.channel3000.com/news/woman-wields-frozen-turkey-in-grocery-store-melee-police-say/-/1648/23052340/-/iin4biz/-/index.html. At 8:00, when everyone would generally be getting to work, maybe 2 people were on time. ...
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Shut the front door: August 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Monday, August 27, 2012. Popping Boobies, Sugar Daddies, and calling it like we see it! The barf apocalypse didn’t hit! Hubby was all worried that with me going away on my “teambuilding” event that the girls were going to explode like Linda Blair. Since we have debunked that myth, poor hubby did get stuck shuttling them around, heating up my premade dinners, and having to do their hair for picture day. So this past week of working away at the...
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Shut the front door: April 2012
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Monday, April 30, 2012. And so we end the expectation of me blogging EVERY DAY (almost). It was a challenge, I did it, some was good and some was just all right. Now we can get back to the business of me tell all you weeniers to Shut the Front Door! Stay tuned, I got the bearded lady for my birthday! Labels: A to Z. A to Z Blogging Challenge. Saturday, April 28, 2012. Yes, It's my Birthday! But for today - it's my Birthday Bitches. Discussion...
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Shut the front door: Dear Twatbagders.....suck it
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Shut the front door. My slightly skewed perspective on life……. Wednesday, June 20, 2012. Dear Twatbagders.suck it. Yes, I’m talking about you. Oh, oh, oh, sorry, I didn’t mean you (you who are reading my blog, I know you guys are cool). I am talking about those asshats in the general public that we have to deal with all the time. You, sirs, to coin a phrase from. Are insufferable members of society. Solet's begin the WAPAT checklist. Yes, JOIN WAPAT. Do you get the hair toss when you don’t obsessiv...