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This is just a collection of jokes. Some I remember from years gone by, Some have been emailed to me, Some recently placed on my Metro Wall. I decided to create the BLOG after my wall was washed clean by the "Graffiti Police". I will try to keep it updated with new additions daily. Plus any that are supplied to me by other Metro players. ** SOME MAY BE A LITTLE "RUDE". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED**
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Jokes 'n' Stuff: The Faith Healer
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes. I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But it seems to be impossible. '. I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.". You must tell me what you did.". I went to a faith healer.". But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit.". 09/13 - ...
Jokes 'n' Stuff: Whoops..
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011. A young guy was struggling to get onto the train with three very upset babies. All were fussy and one screaming. Everyone onboard was staring and wondering why he had bothered to come out with them all if the were always like this. He obviously had no idea on what to do to calm them. So inconvenient and he was delaying the train. The other occupants were all muttering among themselves. But looking closer the babies alll looked quite different and none looked like the "dad".
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Monday, October 3, 2011. COOKING WITH BACON GREASE:. This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. IF YOU HAVE EVER INGESTED BACON GREASE IN ANY FORM. There is nothing better to fry eggs, pop corn, seasoned beans, or seasoned cornbread. But I didn't know this can happen! Do you use bacon grease? We were raised on bacon grease (lard) as kids and even into adulthood. I will never use it again. From now on, whenever you fry bacon don't be tempted to keep the yummy fat that is left in the pan.
Jokes 'n' Stuff: CRABBY OLD MAN
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Sunday, October 23, 2011. When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions,. They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. As I do at yo...
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The Damp Side Of The Bed: August 2011
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Wednesday, August 3. Attack of the minions. Just haven't felt up to posting lately. The whole building thing has gone waaayy beyond funny. Hugh has been to mediation at the court. No result and they have to go again in September. The crew have been back and done repairs that have actually created new faults,. He told Tony Moran it looked like his apprentices had been let loose with no supervision. Can only pray it doesn't rain. Where it all started.
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 07 June 2011, Tuesday, Sunshine
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Tuesday, June 7. 07 June 2011, Tuesday, Sunshine. Ammonia 0 .1. Nitrate 0 .5. PH 60, maybe slightly lower. Really happy with the tests. This system has always been so problem free. Had noticed a bit of a smell but realised later it was coming from the snail enclosure. A bit of excess food in there probably. Have to find a way to reduce the snail numbers before the take over. Posted by Living DownUnder. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 06 June 2011,Monday, Sunshine
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Tuesday, June 7. 06 June 2011,Monday, Sunshine. Busy day. Dropped Che at school, then to Mooloolaba for more X Rays, then to Dr. Werchon, Quick lunch at our favourite bakery. Did our weekly shop at Aldi, then quick OpShop visit, then Bunnings, The fruit shop on way home. Made it to Nambour by 2.00pm. Whew. Then chemist, and special grocery shop. Home just before Che's bus at 3.00pm. Sent response to Coastal Patios to allow them to visit Thursday.
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 05 June 2011,Sunday, Sunshine
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Sunday, June 5. 05 June 2011,Sunday, Sunshine. Lovely day, but didn't seem to find time to get out in the garden much. Picked two nice little pumpkins. One butternut and the other I think is a buttternut/Jap cross. There are a couple that look like they will be perfect to put in the show. Pity we have no ripe kumquats this year. So much for the electrician. We had just started to think that maybe he was not tarred with the Coastal Patio. Brush Then he ...
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 04 June 2011,Saturday, Sunshine
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Saturday, June 4. 04 June 2011,Saturday, Sunshine. I am determined to put Coastal Patios. Out of my head for a couple days. There has been an Open Garden Day advertised in the local area and we are going. Wow, what a garden. It has taken them 17 years to create but it is 10 very steep acres just packed full of amazing exotic plants. Cycad Gardens of Eudlo. We stopped and had Fish and Chips at Smashed-Crab-Seafoods. Now that is a good day. Just in case ...
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 08 June 2011, Wednesday, Overcast
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Wednesday, June 8. 08 June 2011, Wednesday, Overcast. Dr Appt with Dr Werchon for both of us . Hugh's BP has improved. Looking good. My XRays show that my back has now fused and that is the cause of all of the pain I have. No cure, Learn to live within the boandaries it allows. Pain medication increased and to be monitored. Posted by Living DownUnder. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Where it all started.
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 09 June 2011, Thursday, Drizzly
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Thursday, June 9. 09 June 2011, Thursday, Drizzly. Examples of Coastal Patios workmanship. Asst size screws driven too deep and allow water to pool. Top of handrails. No plugs in bolt holes. I think this speaks for itself! Badly swaged wires, ends left jagged and dangerous. Hugh explained that was not acceptable. We do not want a lot of deep holes with bits of putty coming loose and falling out. Posted by Living DownUnder. Where it all started. My coll...
The Damp Side Of The Bed: 03 June 2011, Friday, Sunshine
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Friday, June 3. 03 June 2011, Friday, Sunshine. Crew arrived at about 7.30 am. First request was to use some power as all their tools had flat batteries. They didn't think to charge them overnight at home of course. So the day was spent with the house full of guys trying to fix the mess they had created. The electrician also turned up to get the lights and power points connected up. Razor sharp edges on gate. I feel like we are just being held to ranso...
The Damp Side Of The Bed: June 2011
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Thursday, June 9. 09 June 2011, Thursday, Drizzly. Examples of Coastal Patios workmanship. Asst size screws driven too deep and allow water to pool. Top of handrails. No plugs in bolt holes. I think this speaks for itself! Badly swaged wires, ends left jagged and dangerous. Hugh explained that was not acceptable. We do not want a lot of deep holes with bits of putty coming loose and falling out. Posted by Living DownUnder. Wednesday, June 8. Email from...
The Damp Side Of The Bed: May 2011
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The Damp Side Of The Bed. Progress on my AquaPonics. Monday, May 30. 30 May 2011, Monday, Overcast. Another storm went through about 4.00 am. The day mostly overcast with drizzle. Bought some capsicum plants to put in the AP but too wet today. Hope it is better tomorrow. Che had accident at school and hit his new front teeth on a wall :( They took him to the dental clinic and did xrays for the dentist to check on Wednesday. Cold Brrr. Loving the new heater. Posted by Living DownUnder. Re-re-planted them ...
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Jokes on Computer Technology
Jokes on Computer Technology. KmartCom and Target.com. Monday, September 21, 2009. Get an OpenID with myOpenID! Check out how some people are so stupid regarding computers. DON'T FEEL STUPID If you've ever felt computer illiterate and just a little embarrassed about your technical skills, check out the following, from the Wall Street Journal (sent to me courtesy of World Net Daily): True story from a Novell NetWare Sysop: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support? How did you get this cup holder? Well, Bidis ...
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Sunday, October 23, 2011. When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions,. They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem. As I do at yo...
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Thinkin', Drinkin' and Linkin'. Whatever whim I behold, blogging short and/or jaded inspirations under the influence. Blink. Saturday, April 19, 2008. Links 2008-04-19: Mahout, Maakit, blog APIs, AWS, python. S goal is to build scalable, Apache licensed machine learning libraries using Hadoop. Essential command-line utilities for MySQL. Spec-compliant Atom autodiscovery module with test suite. The Ultimate Weblog API Primer. But not Alice's Editing Adventures. Calais Gets a Wordpress Plugin. Is a very si...
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Jokes on the Junta. When you've had it UP TO YOUR EYEBALLS with all the goings-on of this Junta, this is the place to turn to and let it all out in laughter. Jokes on them and humour is therapeutic! Monday, June 1, 2009. Have a Laugh - The Bunker Memo. OFFICE OF JOSEPH FRANK BAI. GOVT BUNKER 7422, MILITARY BUILDINGS, VEOVLES VITI. To all New Bhai's,. Do not distribute outside the Organization). I've done my bit on the cleaning - Teleni lazy arss . have you? Third - food. I bought a box of Rewa Butter...
