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Lords of the Loop: To the Valet Guy at Block7
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010. To the Valet Guy at Block7. The Lords of the Loop, along with its loyal followers, would like to offer you a collective, "Go fuck yourself! You are the supreme ruler of all things that are the color orange and have a cone-like shape. Now move that shit out of my way so I can park my own fucking car. Keep your greasy, little paws to yourself and off of our luxury foreign automobiles. Posted by Ed Wrath. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The bartenders at Cahills are.
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Lords of the Loop: BRC Ain’t No Hen House
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Thursday, April 29, 2010. BRC Ain’t No Hen House. Your crest and wattles are showing you dirty polygamous bastard. On track to be our go-to nesting place, this divine eatery fails to disappoint in any aspect. The walls are coated in divine red velvet ecstasy and the fine leather seats offer a free hand job with every dessert. Paradise awaits you if you aren’t chicken shit. Congratulations to Jeff, Lance, Shepard and Lee on your newest grand champion cluck-cluck. Posted by Ed Wrath. Houston On The Cheap.
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Lords of the Loop: Loopalderdash
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010. You choose the correct definition! 1) Active ingredient in Bill White’s hair thickening shampoo;. 2) The maiden name of Webster’s biological mother;. 3) Title track of Snow Patrol’s latest Japanese bootleg release; or. 4) A dull flint tool used by Andy Roddick’s strength coach for encouragement. You can find me at the Red Room every Thursday night between 1 and 3 am. Posted by Ed Wrath. Waugh - to grab someones genitals from behind with a hockey stick. June 9, 2010 at 10:46 AM.
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Lords of the Loop: OTL: Canada, the new Dallas
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Monday, August 2, 2010. OTL: Canada, the new Dallas. The winds of corporate whoremongering. Have swept us north this summer season to pluck sticky revenue from cool mangroves and generally assault a different populous with our empty promises and emptier moral ground. We sell like a fat man breathes: hard and only when requisite. In this instance, our mask of innocence proves too translucent as we are asked to kindly take a sharp left and park where that officer is standing. A bearded Canuck. Here it goes...
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Lords of the Loop: State of the Gene Pool - Spring Fever Edition
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010. State of the Gene Pool - Spring Fever Edition. Spring is here, and we're out on parole. The weather in H-Town is nothing short of orgasmic. We erupted like Eyjafjallajökull just glancing at the crytal pool this morning. Fortunately we fuck like the Man from Fire Mountain, so that's only an appetizer. No, not even; an amuse-bouche. We can't hear you over the oontz oontz and the din of braying goomba. Hey bro - do you speak retard? April 28, 2010 at 2:12 PM. I dont grok the expre...
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Lords of the Loop: In Rod We Trust
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Thursday, June 10, 2010. In Rod We Trust. The passage from mortal to God is reserved for only a select few. This metamorphosis is as violent as a 17 th. Century offshore amputation, as rumored as the clitoris and as magical as the Malaysian textile industry. Part of this shift is a maintenance. Of nature's fragile equilibrium, therefore:. One Lord lives, one Stranger dies. The choice is up to you our friend. Please join us in welcoming your newest Lord:. Welcome Rod, welcome. June 11, 2010 at 8:25 AM.
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Lords of the Loop: OTL: Captain D's Lethal Injection
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010. OTL: Captain D's Lethal Injection. During one of the least charming periods of our life spent harvesting revenue/profit/organs from this planet and its Sentian. Beings, we lived serious levies of hourglass sand in the satellite. They call Sugar Land, TX. Even though we've cracked the egg from within of our career to soar far from that stretchy-pants never never. The occasions do arise when we must brave the mist and return to our oozy birthnest. Off HWY 90. Lunch options in SL.
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Lords of the Loop: The Exact Change Bandit
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Thursday, January 8, 2009. The Exact Change Bandit. Its a pucker morning at the office. We're wearing khakis and sandals because our boss is in Florida ruining someone's life a week before their pension matures. The air conditioning and our exposed toes banter with one another like two old men quietly being racist. The hive, relieved of some of its buzz after this most recent round of holiday firings, is throbbing with the macabre faces of forgotten hostages. We bring our fore and middle fingers to eye l...
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Lords of the Loop: Hot Tub Time Machine
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010. Hot Tub Time Machine. Just a hunch, but we think this could be the next Bill and Ted's EA. Chlorine killz it every time! Posted by Ed Wrath. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The bartenders at Cahills are. Houston On The Cheap. Enemies of the Kingdom. Old man onetooth butching at the Randalls on Shepard. HPD Random Traffic Stops on Washington Ave. Cargo shorts above docksiders. The bartender at The Manor with the very punchable face. Sam Bradford's Navajo face.
