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How Motorways Work is an entertaining site designed by Dave Burton to educate and inform the retarded motorway dwellers and drivers of the united kingdom. Read about infuriating middle laners, mobile phone users, reps, hgvs, xenon lights, white vans, rubber neckers, full beams, queueing, speeding, and general idiotic behaviour when driving on the UK roads. Web design by Dave Burton

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How Motorways Work is an entertaining site designed by Dave Burton to educate and inform the retarded motorway dwellers and drivers of the united kingdom. Read about infuriating middle laners, mobile phone users, reps, hgvs, xenon lights, white vans, rubber neckers, full beams, queueing, speeding, and general idiotic behaviour when driving on the UK roads. Web design by Dave Burton

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TeamShock: Berkshire's best modified and performance car site! TeamShock are dedicated to Auto Styling and Performance in the UK, centered around Berkshire and expanding into Buckinghamshire. Anyone is welcome - we don't judge you by your ride, and if anyone does then they'll get a beating! TeamShock can offer a wide range of car modifying advice through our forum. Bad attitudes are not welcome, and neither is snobbery! Link and follow the useful guides to get your own page of recognition! The site is de...

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How Motorways Work - Fog lights

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Approaching wall of piercing light. Culture beat: Mr Vain. I know what I want. And I want it now. I want you, cause I'm Mr. Vain. Fog lights are the Burberry of the motorway. Once upon a time they were exclusive accessories on cars, but now every sod seems to have them, and they want any excuse to show the whole world too. It's fog light time! Allowed² to do is point our accusing fingers at the active fog light imbecile. I can sometimes forgive xenon. The most effective use of fog lights I can think of&s...

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How Motorways Work - I can still seam your full beam, idiot! Stop blinding me on the motorway!

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An approaching glow in the distance. Why is that ghastly chap flashing me? I wonder if it's because I've got my full beam on? No it can't be, he's a good 20ft away on the other carriageway. tum de dum. For some unknown reason I'm frequently blinded on dual carriageways by morons who seem to believe that because they're on a wider road than normal they can use their full beam regardless of oncoming traffic on the other carriageway. Why they think this is a complete mystery to me. Someone please sit these ...

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How Motorways Work - Middle lane arguments

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Classic Middle Lane arguments. Next time you're down the pub arguing with someone as to why they should use the left lane, point them to this page. Here are a list of the classic idiot's middle lane arguments and their appropriate response. 1 If I'm doing 70mph then anyone overtaking me is breaking the law. The fact is that you use the left lane unless overtaking and it really is as simple as that. It's ironic that the simplest of rules is incomprehensible for the simplest of brains. If you get blocked i...

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How Motorways Work - The Red Light District

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Crazy mo' fo's Fools. Crazy red distant disco lights. How to drive without a brain. The red light driver shares many traits with the repmobile. Yet there is one key element that singles out this type of driver as a red lighter rather than a rep: stupidity. A red lighter is a genuine dunce who knows no better than to follow the car in front too closely. Indicates they want to join the queue in the big boys' lane. Hell, they could miss Ricky beating Bianca to death with a haddock in Eastenders! One tiny ad...

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How Motorways Work - The Middle Lane Hogger. The cardinal sin of the motorway!

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Almost everyone can apply. The ones in the middle lane! I read in The News of the World that the inside lane¹ is for lower class people and lorry drivers. It's full of degenerates, I'm not going there. The people behind me can wait. Police marksmen take aim, about time too. The culprits are the fat slobs of the motorway world, sweaty burger eating fast food pie thieves. There's nothing more annoying that being forced to follow a middle-laner for a while, they then pull over (hallelujah praise the tar...

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TeamShock: Berkshire's best modified and performance car site! TeamShock are dedicated to Auto Styling and Performance in the UK, centered around Berkshire and expanding into Buckinghamshire. Anyone is welcome - we don't judge you by your ride, and if anyone does then they'll get a beating! TeamShock can offer a wide range of car modifying advice through our forum. Bad attitudes are not welcome, and neither is snobbery! Link and follow the useful guides to get your own page of recognition! The site is de...

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So, here are some links to sites that I like or find funny or useful or whatever. They are in no particular order other than the order in which they appear. I've tried these. Seriously. They're really hard. Even the 'introductory' ones. Journo in an F/A 18. Most amusing. 7G turns, anyone? Seriously - if you've ever wondered about something fart-related, it's here. These are amazing. No, really. This guy's reply sums up how I feel a lot of the time. Well, if you want something to look at for 5 minutes.

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TeamShock: Berkshire's best modified and performance car site! TeamShock are dedicated to Auto Styling and Performance in the UK, centered around Berkshire and expanding into Buckinghamshire. Anyone is welcome - we don't judge you by your ride, and if anyone does then they'll get a beating! TeamShock can offer a wide range of car modifying advice through our forum. Bad attitudes are not welcome, and neither is snobbery! Link and follow the useful guides to get your own page of recognition! The site is de...

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Society for all British and Irish Road Enthusiasts (SABRE). A chat and discussion group about all things UK and Irish roads based. Chris's British Road Directory (CBRD). Chris Marshall's site including the famous Motorway Database, the British Roads FAQ and many other reference guides. Simon Davies's site, which looks at some of the lesser featured routes, where the scenery always seems to take precedence! Major Roads of Great Britain. List, from which this site draws its inspiration. A satirical look in...

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New: Middle lane arguments. No one is perfect on the motorway. Agreed. But. Is looking at the opposite end of the almost comical scale. In fact we're looking so far down the scale that you probably can't see the "perfect" end of the driving scale that we're considering; it's a pin-prick in the distance, obscured by the glare of xenon lights. Join the howmotorwayswork community and have your say. If you like the site, feel free to leave a comment. It to a friend, or send an email. By Donna Street 2011.

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