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Wednesday, March 04, 2009. Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure? Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed.'. Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'.
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Grandmothers-Attic: May 2006
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006. IF YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH, READ ON! One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery! The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
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Grandmothers-Attic: February 2007
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Saturday, February 17, 2007. In church on Sunday morning the preacher started out by asking:"How many of you have forgiven your enemies? About 50% held up their hands. Somewhere in the middle of the sermon, he again asked: "How many of you have forgiven your enemies? About 80% held up their hands. Toward the end of the church service, the minister repeated the question and all responded by raising their hands except one small, elderly lady. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
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Grandmothers-Attic: May 2007
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Friday, May 18, 2007. Girlfriend and Sister's Week. I am only as strong as the coffee I drink,. The hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my li! Fe Here's to you! What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants. And shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! It is good to be a woman:. 1 We got off the Titanic first. 2 We can scare male bosses with.
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Grandmothers-Attic: June 2006
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Monday, June 12, 2006. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN THE 50's. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find ...
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Grandmothers-Attic: October 2009
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Grandmothers-Attic: July 2006
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006. Morris and his wife Esther went to the State Fair every year, and. Every year, Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,. The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you A deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars".
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Grandmothers-Attic: March 2009
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009. Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure? Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed.'. Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'. The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'. You need ...
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AuntieFrancysPlace: August 2011
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Friday, August 12, 2011. Here is one you will want to listen to. and SMILE! Pass it one to some one you what to smile! And turn on sound. Friday, August 12, 2011. Labels: Watch the dancing. Monday, August 08, 2011. Great use for the valentine heart cookie cutter. Well, the Church threw my cookies out of the bake sale again. NO sense of humor, those church people! What a great idea! This is your laugh for the day! You got to love it! Monday, August 08, 2011. Labels: check out these cookies. That the parti...
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Saturday, December 31, 2011. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit - that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are. If you got this email f...
