iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Alas, Mommybloggers
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Ask And Ye Shall Receive. Thursday, April 16, 2009. Gather around, kids. I'm going to tell you a story. And that, kids, is how Love Bites got married. Top that one for romance. So, today's blogger. Is trying to get knocked up. So, count that as strike one in the difficulties with relating to today's blogger. Did that person just disappear when your vagina activated? Did your brain, your soul, your intellect, your personhood DIE when your child was born? Strike four: THIS SHIT. Oh, wait. I can. Th...It ta...
brainfoosies.blogspot.com
Life in the River: Alright, already!
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Life in the River. Streams of what I think/ Dribbling from my computer/ Life in the River. I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com. View my complete profile. As for her dinner...
mybluestreak.blogspot.com
My Blue Streak: Half-assery/sorry Rasslery and an update on the job front
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Sunday, March 29, 2009. Half-assery/sorry Rasslery and an update on the job front. I can't keep up with this thing, can I? I've contemplated quitting because I can't stand to be half-assed at one of the things that I actually. Doing But it turns out I like you people more than most people I actually know in real life, and would feel too sad to say goodbye. So here I am, being half-assed as usual. I was honored to be invited over to Rassles house. I would buy you one of these if I could:. My desk is posit...
alabamapink.blogspot.com
Whoa, Camel!
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Manda's random rants and ruminations. Thursday, March 26, 2009. Will you walk a little faster? Said a whiting to a snail,. There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on the shingle - will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? You can really have notion. How delightful it will be. When they take us up and throw us,. With the lobsters, out to sea! Goodby...
theghostofasmile.blogspot.com
The Ghost of a Smile: Tiny Dancer
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The Ghost of a Smile. Friday, January 8, 2010. Did I ever tell you that I dance? Well, I do. I have danced 'unofficially' for a long time. I have taken an odd assortment of classes over the years and have settled into an aerobic "dance" class at my gym. Within the scope of the gym class I am pretty good. I learn the choreography. Quickly and am able to do almost any step. Dancer, but I had no idea that I was a good dancer. Clubs I learned to salsa and cha. It is hard to find a reason to dance now. I ...
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The Ghost of a Smile: Coco the Wonder Puppy
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The Ghost of a Smile. Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Coco the Wonder Puppy. OK ok I have finally uploaded photos of Coco the Wonder Puppy. We rescued her over the weekend. She is a Westiepoo (Westie and Poodle) mix, seven weeks old, and a baby. She is not potty trained yet. We really enjoy having her around the house. I will go on about small dog *bling* later. Coco is very cute. Does she know whom to kiss-up-to yet? May 19, 2010 at 1:34 PM. Coco is a WonderHund! You know whats funny? May 19, 2010 at 11:51 PM.
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The Ghost of a Smile
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The Ghost of a Smile. Thursday, July 9, 2009. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 United States License. Roman in the kitchen told me true love it waits, but of all the rules he lives by that's the one that he hates." CWK. Art Stroll: Dadaglobe Reconstructed at MoMA. Poetry and Popular Culture. From (Charles Kingsley's) Poem to (D.W. Griffith's) Screen: The Unchanging Sea (1910). Okay, Fine, Dammit. Knowing How Motivation Works Benefits You.
xbox4nappyrash.blogspot.com
xbox 4 nappy rash: A tragic demise
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Xbox 4 nappy rash. Wednesday, 7 January 2009. In other news, police are treating as suspicious the discovery of the remains of the stork in the small hours of yesterday morning. The body of the bird was discovered in a wishing well at approximately 4am. It appears that the suspected murder was carried out by an unstable individual, or individuals, in a ritualistic manner. The stork's wings were restrained with what is thought to be it's own baby-carrying handkerchief, and the words. Relax THIS, bitch'.
mybluestreak.blogspot.com
My Blue Streak: A Blue Goodbye
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Thursday, April 9, 2009. Today I sat down to write a post, time on my hands for the first time in weeks and I said to myself, "It doesn't matter what you write, it doesn't matter if it's any good. Just write whatever comes and hit publish and then cringe a little. BIG DEAL.". In the end, you just have to post what comes to you, what you feel inside, right? For me, this is it. I didn't start this blog to have an online journal. I didn't start this to keep in touch with old friends or with family. I'm star...
mybluestreak.blogspot.com
My Blue Streak: Resolutions of the teeth (and self) improving variety
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009. Resolutions of the teeth (and self) improving variety. Well, that’s it. Another year has come and gone. Happy belated birthday, world (or I should say, Happy Birthday. International standard Gregorian calendar). I’m not about to post my new year's resolutions here and jinx myself, like I’ve done before. In light of my rediscovered love of my own teeth (and lungs), I’ve scheduled a visit to the dentist. Sometimes I think we Americans might obsess a little too much about our teeth...