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Zombie Pie Fight!!!!: Over the hills and far away.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Over the hills and far away. Tomorrow has become our yesterday. Endless, nameless, dreams, delusions. Nightmares, laughter, sweat, confusion.
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Zombie Pie Fight!!!!: This town needs an enema...
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Monday, March 20, 2006. This town needs an enema. So hey, I don't have a lot to say today, but I was thinking about something I do and wondering if it was. Weird Ok, since it's me we're talking about, I guess the answer is YES! Here's the thing. I kind of like things perfect, or as perfect as I can make them, and when I fix something to eat, it just seems wrong to put hot food on a cold plate, so what I do is warm up the plates and bowls in the microwave just before it's time to use them. Let me know ok.
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flyboysquestions: What time is it???
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Sunday, October 02, 2005. What time is it? You know it baby. It's weird question time. These are all that I have done so far, each one a classic gem of pure comedy gold! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! When I post a new one, it will also be archived here. You know, so when the apes take over in the year 3000 and find this buttlog, they'll have something to do. Damn dirty shitsucking ball licking apes! So go ahead and check em' out, or go home and straddle a fucking unbalanced washing machine.
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Zombie Pie Fight!!!!: My fame continues to grow...
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Sunday, March 19, 2006. My fame continues to grow. As many of you know, my fame throughout the land is quite legendary. Not a day goes by without someone wanting me to take a bite of their brains, autograph their breasts, or give them a glance at my magnificent giant slalom. It's getting to the point that I can go nowhere without causing a stir. But that's ok. It's just fame. I enjoy it. HEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CAMERA! Now where were we? Oh yes, my point is that I am bigger than ever.
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zombiesawfulthings: You say awful, I say aw yeah!
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Sunday, October 02, 2005. You say awful, I say aw yeah! I've been told that my shit is a little bit different. I don't know what that means really, but fuck it, we could sit around all day playing phillosopher, analyzing my id, ego, and Super Nintendo, or we could just look at some crap I decided to post here. It's things like this that made my buttlog Time magazine's Buttlog of the year for 2005. Really. I swear on Zach Galligan's Grave! The beautiful people who populate this buttlog:. I was the Nationa...
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Zombie Pie Fight!!!!: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Friday, March 17, 2006. Happy St. Patrick's Day! The scariest movie I have seen since "Cannonball Run III".
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Zombie Pie Fight!!!!: All I gotta do is... Act naturally.
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Monday, March 27, 2006. All I gotta do is. Act naturally. Hey there friends and fiends, this isn't what I originally had planned to post, but due to the news of Country Music Legend, Buck Owen's passing, I thought it would be appropriate to acknowledge my old buddy today instead. We exchanged numbers, but I didn't think much of it until a few years later. Then afterwards we can work out the details of the television show.". Why don't any of you remember me starring in HEE HAW? Sadly, the fuckfaces over a...
