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Jokes...to make you laugh: March 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Friday, March 31, 2006. Zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat! A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat! The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. Posted by D. Maria at 6:26 AM. The Mental Health Hotline. Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you have po...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: January 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: Help Wanted. Must be able to type. Must be good with a computer. Must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his p...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: November 2005
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, November 30, 2005. In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be? Scroll to bottom for the solution). Posted by D. Maria at 6:49 AM. Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Here are some of the not-so-bright things sportscasters and players have said. Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs." (David Coleman).
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Jokes...to make you laugh: April 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Sunday, April 30, 2006. A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good! The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate! The preacher said, "No sh! Posted by D. Maria at 5:22 AM. Saturday, April 29, 2006. Just ...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: October 2005
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Monday, October 31, 2005. Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. Let me see your bag . OH! You're having a great night! Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch. If you just lick it, it'll last longer. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth. You scared me stiff! Posted by D...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: February 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. My doctor said I was paranoid. Well, he didn't actually say it,. But I could tell he was thinking it. Posted by D. Maria at 6:02 AM. Posted by D. Maria at 5:43 AM. Monday, February 27, 2006. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon? As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extr...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: July 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Monday, July 31, 2006. A traveling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million dollars. I keep my trophies in the barn.". The salesman computed the value of having a talking horse, found the horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal. They plan...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: May 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. A teacher was showing a small boy how to zip up his coat. The secret," she said, "is to get the piece of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up.". The boy looked at her quizzically and asked quietly, "Why does it have to be a secret? Posted by D. Maria at 4:46 AM. Murphy's Military Police Laws. Your brassard and your badge won't stop bullets. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid. Using the siren and li...
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Jokes...to make you laugh: June 2006
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Friday, June 30, 2006. Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window.". The second guy says, "What? There's no way in hell that could happen!
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Jokes...to make you laugh: December 2005
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Jokesto make you laugh. Enter your search terms. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Posted by D. Maria at 11:54 PM. Sure," says the tailor. "You're a 42 long, right? Wow, how did you know? Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things" said the tailor.". The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it. 16, 34, right? Said the man. "You're amazing.". The tailor said, "36 right? Posted by D. Maria at 7:05 PM.
