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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: March 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Wednesday, March 15, 2006. The Tale of the Glass Splinter. I have a new friend. In fact, we've been spending our days and nights together. Trivial and mildly funny, as far as problems go, my new friend is a problem indeed. A real pain in the toe. What it comes down to is I have had a glass splinter lodged in the pad of my right big toe for the better part of a fortnight. Ok, I realize, nobody wants stories about feet, but what can I do?
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: August 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Thursday, August 31, 2006. This one's for you, Martina. Blogs, jokes, and snarky commentary about Snakes on a Plane are getting to be about as ubiquitous as my black jetta. Nonetheless, I have to go there. Truly, I am sorry. Only because my housemate, the Chzech Chzick, recently returned from the movie all agog. You don't say," I offered in response. "So tell me, oh dear Chzechy one, from where exactly did these snakes come? Must it re...
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: April 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Wednesday, April 26, 2006. Best Pedal Review, Ever. Dear Paradyme420 from East Providence,. I encountered the following review while researching distortion pedals on Musicican's Friend. For the right genres, this box rocks! Paradyme420 from East Providence, RI. Experience: I own it. Style of Music: alternative, grunge, post punk. Mar 8, 2006 - Ok metal players, I officially don't understand you. Why would you buy a fuzz pedal? Thursday...
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde: June 2006
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde. Blonde is the New Blog. Watch out, I'm GRUMPY. Should I start keeping my food in my Lion King lunchbox in my fucking cubbyhole? When did it become ok to just help yourself to anything in the fridge? If we usually keep the communal food out on the counter or the kitchen table so people can help themselves, then what on earth would make someone think it was ok to help themselves to stuff that was clearly wrapped and tucked away in the fridge? Oh I’m such a grumpy bitch to...
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde: July 2006
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde. Blonde is the New Blog. But until then I can only say that I don't understand why people can't just mind their own business and leave others well enough alone. Why can't people focus on making themselves happy, instead of trying (and failing) to make other people miserable? Wouldn't it be more productive to focus your energy on bettering yourself and your own life, instead of focusing on trying to sabotage someone else's? Posted by The Blonde Menace at 4:25 PM. The Not-...
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: May 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Sorry about the Blog Hiatus. As depicted below, please note that I'm away on a business trip and am extremely busy doing important lobbyist things. Never fear, I'll be back this weekend with more posty posts. Posted by red storm at 6:09 PM. Friday, May 12, 2006. Wine tastings and existentialist bandmates. Do any other bands talk about this stuff? Posted by red storm at 1:34 PM. Wednesday, May 10, 2006. If you hav...
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: June 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Putin Kisses Boy on Stomach in Public Act of Creepiness. I guess if you can't disrobe and kiss young boys on the stomach, what's the point of being President? Okay, sorry, sorry. Forget the jokes. I'm asking seriously: What do you think was going through the brain of Russian President Vladimir Putin to cause him to. Kiss a little boy on his abdomen. Do you find this creepy? But there's still this:. Okay, so for...
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination: July 2006
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Precious, Precious Overcaffeination. This is my blog about the banal. Monday, July 17, 2006. Bruner found this days ago. I'm so late to the party all the time. (Not work safe):. Posted by red storm at 2:31 PM. Thursday, July 13, 2006. Sometimes You Just Have to be Direct. STOP RIGHT THERE, OFFICE SUPPLY PIRATE! Is it the siren song of my lonely stapler that beckons you? I can only say: Please stop boosting my office supplies. While it may seem like a fun diversion to embark upon a scavenger hunt for my o...
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde: May 2006
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The Ramifications of Being Blonde. Blonde is the New Blog. Of Crankiness and Pooches. How can anyone make the conscious decision to get a pet, which is in my eyes like welcoming a new member to your family, and then just offer it to anyone through a website? Did he get too old for you? Posted by The Blonde Menace at 2:12 PM. Well apparently I can still find something to bitch about in the face of sadness. Is this a joke? Do people actually send these? Who are these people? Seriously, if someone sent me a...
