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The Floater Blog: December 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Saturday, December 09, 2006. Environmental Protection Agency catches toxic waste dumpers! In a great coup, the Environmental Protection Agency for the United States has discovered an illegal dumping site for radioactive waste. The EPA has an ever watchful eye, so watch out illegal dumpers, we're on to you! Steve Johnson, Administrator for the Environmental Protection Agency. The now famed evidence photo. Everett Smith, EPA Headquarters, employee. The owners of the Mosc...
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The Floater Blog: Sen. Pat Roberts declares war on Noontime Hunger
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Friday, November 10, 2006. Sen Pat Roberts declares war on Noontime Hunger. Senator Pat Roberts has declared war on 'Noontime Hunger'; an epidemic that is sweeping across the nation. The Republican Senator from Kansas is currently chair to the Senate Intelligence Committee but says that he uncovered this terrorist plot all on his own. Pat Roberts, Republican Senator for Kansas. Pat Roberts at a 'War on Hunger' Rally in Kansas. Without some kind of outside influence....
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The Floater Blog: November 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Friday, November 24, 2006. Xbox 360 vs. PS3 Which is stronger? Gamers all over the world are rushing to the stores this Christmas to purchase one of the 'next-generation' of gaming consoles. The big question is which console is stronger? The Floater Blog takes an in depth look at the two big systems: The Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3. The Xbox 360 easily holds seventy pounds while the PS3 looks on with obvious Jealousy. The Stronger Console: None. Our empirical eviden...
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The Floater Blog: July 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Friday, July 28, 2006. Ontario anounces 46 Billion to be spent on Nuclear power, Giant Cat to be put down. Dalton McGuinty held an eventful press conference at the Tiverton, Ontario Bruce Power Plant. He announced plans for the Ontario government to spend 46 billion dollars rebuilding up to three nuclear plants. Environmentalists balk at this idea because of the nuclear waste they produce and the safety hazards they pose. Dalton McGuinty, Premier of Ontario. Afterwards...
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The Floater Blog: March 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Friday, March 31, 2006. Forbes kidnapped by Gorilla's! Floater Blog lay dormant! Photo of Alastair taken by one of his Gorilla captors. Through snippets of conversation, discarded garbage and in-fighting between the dominant troop leaders Forbes soon discovered their devious plan. Their plan was well thought out, but for one flaw. Forbes was not just physically genetically superior, but mentally. Alastair Forbes, renowned Floater Blog Journalist. Despite the joyous out...
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The Floater Blog: May 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Tuesday, May 23, 2006. The Floater Blog investigates Giantess sightings in New York! The Giantess apparently wandered lost and confused into the city sometime around the beginning of May. Scientists are dubbing the creature "Lindsay Forbes" and have actually created an entirely new classification of mammal for Forbes called the Garga-giant. We get all types here in New York. You got a problem with that? So she's a Garga-giant? What's your $ $ ing point? Gargantuan Forb...
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The Floater Blog: 'Tiny Ghosts' haunt Toronto Man's House
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Friday, November 03, 2006. Tiny Ghosts' haunt Toronto Man's House. Brad Lepp is much like any other Torontonian 364 days of the year but on that 365th day, Brad Lepp turns into a terrified, shivering, ball of crying and snot. Brad's transforms into this blubbering ball of sniveling because of the ethereal spirits that haunt his home every year on October 31st. Brad Lepp, Toronto Home Owner and Target of Evil Spirits. Brad Lepp, Toronto Home Owner and Crybaby. You would...
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The Floater Blog: June 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Sunday, June 25, 2006. Canadians are the most polite people to torture: US Study says. A new study just published in 'Scientific American' finds that of over 93 nationalities tested, Canadians were the most polite to torture. The tests were conducted by anonymous U.S. researchers working at an anonymous prison in an anonymous Eastern European country. All nationalities were tested in three categories with 20 members from each country. The three categories were:. A full...
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The Floater Blog: Special Report: Blogastair designs a T-Shirt!
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Wednesday, November 01, 2006. Special Report: Blogastair designs a T-Shirt! The Floater Blog is a highly respectable news source and would like to assure its readers that it will never sell out for a petty or insignificant plug of any of its writers. Which is why we now bring to you the IMPORTANT AND SIGNIFICANT NEWS THAT BLOGASTAIR HAS DESIGNED A T-SHIRT! So go now and vote for the T-Shirt! Alastair P. Forbes. Alastair P. Forbes. Well, it worked for Mentos. It's time ...
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The Floater Blog: January 2006
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Fake News. Fake Photos. Fake Funny. Monday, January 30, 2006. Catholic Church must prove Jesus Existed. That's right, an italian atheist is taking his schoolfriend and town priest to court because the priest published in the church bulletin that Jesus existed. The priest now has to go on the stand and prove that Jesus Christ was an actual person. God Bless You Readers and God Bless Canada. Alastair P. Forbes. Monday, January 23, 2006. The First Post On Election Day. Martin's a Mess,. Duceppe's still less,.