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geneball: Reason No. 126 Why I Love Chicago
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Reason No. 126 Why I Love Chicago. Last Saturday I had the incredible misfortune of having to work. Due to a string of logistics unnecessarily convoluted for this particular post, the Timeless Brigitte dropped me off at work and I planned to take the grand Chicago Transit Authority bus and rail service back to my humble abode in the much more righteous part of town. I finished a too long day of work-on-the-weekend at about 5. Reported to the westbound 55 Garfield bus stop at 55th and Ellis. During this p...
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geneball: Head Lights
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This entry contains two somewhat disjointed points followed by a technological plea. The first part is about how some people are crazies. The second is about modern technology. I will finally summarize with a brief plaintive note on the connection of the first two points. 1) When I got up the stairs to the station I had the pleasant experience of seeing the bus pulling away from the stop across the street. This made me pretty unhappy because, as discussed in a previous missive. I nonetheless believe it a...
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Bullschmitz: November 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Rome Is So Crowded It Took Me 3 Days To Pee On It. Preparing to go to Rome-. Nearly as much as you would think, and 2) I was just annoyed by two very different ethnicities in very short succession. Plus I already hate whitey. Where am I to fit in? I thought they ate grass and the weakest of their young) and we went to Les Miserables (in English, "the nino." .Remember when SNL was funny? After a brisk morning molestation from the security crew, we were off!
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Bullschmitz: May 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Pictured are the front and side of my left calf. I'll explain. I've tried everything, and the best part of life IS the ability to reference every Gob quote from 'Arrested Development! And take off that bow tie! You look like an asshole! Anyhoo, last week I went with my strikingly gorgeous girlfriend Jamie to her hometown of Spencer, Iowa, and during this time I tried two (2! Thing 1: I fired a gun! Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry. Monday, May 21, 2007.
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Bullschmitz: October 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Four Quotes and a Discussion Point. Here's the world's greatest airbrushed painting, as promised. In case you forgot and are too lazy to scroll down (how are you even alive? It was found in a bar called the Grasshopper in Amsterdam. On with the rest of the post! 1 "The President cares about the poor- he made a lot of them." - Steven Colbert. Also, Hampton met Pauly Shore. How awesome is that? Not Really. Just Pictures. I found in an absolutely delicious Chi...
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geneball: Ringo Sharpie
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A disaster is upon us. Ringo, The Ugly Beatle Who Now Takes Himself Exceedingly Seriously (see this. For his craptastic homage to his hometown, which he left but 'never let down,' according to whom we're not sure, but it certainly wasn't the town's fashion or beauty industry, as he's clearly let everyone down in that regard. Have you SEEN his nose? Will no longer be taking fan mail! You can see his announcement here. October 16, 2008. A few words of praise:. I loved your new hit song 'Liverpool 8' becaus...
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Bullschmitz: October 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Monday, October 29, 2007. Why I Hate LIfe. Some things will never change. Zelda games will always be good, and Radiohead albums will always be overrated. My brother will always immerse himself in grandiose jackassery, and my girlfriend will always butcher the bejesus out of song lyrics. Examples:. By adding some U2-esque "yeah yeah yeah! S to the end of it. Anyone who has been watching South Park knows what I'm talking about. Oh, and as for the first two- the new Zelda, "The Phantom Ho...
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Bullschmitz: August 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Thursday, August 16, 2007. A Very Short Blog and an Apology (Alternate Title: "My Gaze is an Incredible Laxative"). First, the apology- Sorry I haven't been back here for so long. Not that I expect anyone gives a rat's ass. During the semester, which begins on Monday (say it with me-. Next, the very short blog. He may be retarded. If you give him a paper towel, he'll entertain himself for forty minutes. He likes to stare me in the eyes when he poops. I got a new car! An excerpt from an...
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Bullschmitz: MAGIC!! (Not the Card Game)
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Not the Card Game). As you may or may not know, I have possibly the most helpful brother in the entire world. For instance, I recently changed my phone number. My sweet, gentle brother took time out of his day to tell me that it was “the single gayest phone number” he had ever seen. Thanks, brother! You see, I might be dying. I have weird leprosy spots of dying skin littered over my (manly? Why don’t I see a doctor, you ask? But fret not, my dear four readers!
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geneball: January 2010
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Just watched ringo being a dufus on last wednesday's daily show, and that made me want to post that ringo really is quite a dufus and comment that i'm so glad he signed my pixelated RINGO! Picture. how perfect. In further news, i wrote another sharpie today. waiting to figure out the photocopying situation in my new lab so i can make record of it, send it, and post it. however, THE SHARPIE MAN IS BACK. stay tuned. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Bits of Entertainment and Joy. Businessman's" World of Wonder.
