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Random Access Babble: On My Love For Cowboys
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007. On My Love For Cowboys. For a geeky New Yorker with a tech job who loves Hillary Clinton. And vodka gimlets and video games I know a lot about cowboys. I know some of you are now giggling to yourself and thinking “Silly Brianna, cowboys aren’t real! 8221; (Hi Amy! Of course cowboy stereotypes aren’t all favorable. Earlier this year I attended Pro Bull Riding at. And horses and chewing tobacco. Interspersed between the poetry styling’s of the manliest men in. Who I’m sure...
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Random Access Babble: August 2014
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014. Casper, Month 9. Every month I am shocked again that, somehow, a whole month has passed. Here we are at time number 9 of feeling this exact same way. 9 month dude. 9. You’ve developed a weird snorting hiss that you perform, paired with arm flailing and clasping hand. Motions, when you get very excited. It’s both adorable and the nerdiest thing ever. Early in the month I captured the following tale of woe for posterity. 8221; - obviously this jinxed everything. Poop. So...For t...
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Random Access Babble: Casper, Month 11
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Saturday, October 18, 2014. Casper, Month 11. Of the month we gave in and brought you into our bed where everyone could sleep - me with a baby foot in my face but it (mostly) beat trying and failing over and over and over to put you down. Whatever the core issue eventually mom and dad brought the sleep training hammer back down on you and we cried it out together and now, again, we all sleep all night (separately). Remember last month when I said that you loved me most of all? In my country the song is a...
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Random Access Babble: Casper, Months 13 and 14
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Sunday, January 25, 2015. Casper, Months 13 and 14. Dear Squirm-bot 5000,. As you get older, I get lazier (or is it more tired? Hard to say.). Welcome to this decade's answer to laziness - the listicle! Things Casper Can Do. Like a penguin. Like a baby fawn. Like a drunken sailor. Like the most efficient and ridiculous version of all three of these things put together. Find specific books and bring them to an adult to be read. Do not know your shapes. I should be one of those parents who brags about her ...
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Staying West: December 2005
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Thursday, December 22, 2005. I can hear the fingers typing as one. One of the best things about years coming to a close - the Google Zietgeist. The most interesting, unmentioned, thing is that people seem to hit Google much. More during the week (at work, presumably) to look up things like "London" and "Britney Spears" than during the weekend.as you can see by the 52 little valleys in most of the graphs. Posted by Geoff G. @ 12:35 PM. Sunday, December 18, 2005. Posted by Geoff G. @ 1:41 PM.
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Random Access Babble: Casper, Month 8
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Saturday, July 19, 2014. Casper, Month 8. Hello my 8 month old boy! My Big Chompers. My Poop Machine. Your nanny, Kenesha, says you are "very advanced at eating." I'm sure that's code for, "a little piglet." You love food. You devour sweet potatoes, grilled zucchini, bagels, blueberry pancakes, cherry tomatoes, cheese and avocado toast. In most cases you take the Cookie Monster. We’ve been taking the baby led weaning. No mamamas yet, which I hear is to be expected. When I come home from work you attack m...
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Random Access Babble: Casper, 1 Year
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Sunday, November 30, 2014. Casper, 1 Year. Is it considered bad mommy practice to start a blog post with an expletive? Oh well. One Year! I feel like there is no way that one whole year could have passed since your birth and yet…. everything you’ve done, all of your changes, have happened in just this one year. Time is in fact relative. You have grown from squishy blob to little man and this month has been a testament to you becoming a “you.”. You are easily excited and unable to contain your glee. W...
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Random Access Babble: Good Morning! Cute Shoes!
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Friday, November 03, 2006. 7:00am: alarm goes off, “Bush sucks. Is falling apart. Don’t you love this silly indie band? Isn’t this worth $120.00/year? SEND US SOME MONEY BITCHES! You’re listening to WNYC.” Good morning to you too, NPR. 7:08: Obsessively check email (you never know when you’ll have blog comments roll in overnight). 7:10: www.jcrew.com. Click on “sale”. Holding skirt and walking up to salesgirl. How much is this? It was on the sale table but it doesn’t have a tag. Yeah, well…. I like to th...
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Random Access Babble: Confession
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006. I have an affinity for really bad TV. I know what you’re thinking. How bad could it be? Bad Ridiculously bad. Amy’s secret tv pleasure is 7. Don’t lie Amy, you love that show) and even she is disgusted at some of the things I choose to watch. Lately the junkfood of my TV world is The Girls Next Door. For those of you who have not watched this show (hello, EVERYONE) allow me to summarize:. You have the cutie-wotie-est vagina ever in the world wide world! Get off my lawn!
